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Pastor Brown Goes to Hell

Updated: Apr 30


Not that long ago, in a city near you, Pastor Jake Brown was in a car wreck. Before medics could save him, Jake died.


To his surprise, Jake woke up in a beautiful meadow covered in green grass, with fruit trees of every kind as far as the eye could see. The ripe, juicy fruit covered the ground. There were apples, oranges, pears, and figs. Any fruit Jake could imagine was there.

Walking around the charming forest, Jake discovered that the meadow was full of people from around the world. Every size, race and religion were well represented. Seeing all the people, Jake thought “This must be Heaven. After all, it truly is a land of beauty and abundance.” Although Jake noticed something very odd. Thinking to himself, “if this was Heaven why does everyone look so sad and grumpy?” Then, Jake observed that all the people in the meadow had no elbows. “How peculiar” he thought. Then, he saw that no one could pick up the fruit to eat it. “No wonder they are so grumpy. I’d be grumpy too!”

king up to one of the men in the meadow, Jake asked, “Excuse me sir, is this Heaven?” “Hell!” the man grouched. “Well there’s no reason to swear at me, it was just a question.” Jake said in bewilderment. “No!, this is not Heaven, this is Hell!” the man snapped. “How awful,” Jake thought, ...


“Hell must be spending eternity wanting and craving something you cannot have.”


At that very moment, a blinding white light flashed and in the blink of an eye, Jake was swept away to another meadow. This meadow was lush and green with trees full of all kinds of fruit. Fruit covered the ground, just like the last meadow. Looking around Jake noticed that there was a big difference. Everyone in this meadow was exceedingly happy and joyful.

All were singing and worshipping as they walked through the tall green grass. “This must be Heaven!” Jake exclaimed. With that, another blinding light flashed, and Jake heard a woman’s voice… “Pastor Brown, Pastor Brown, are you with us?”


Suddenly, Jake was surrounded by noise and commotion and flashing lights above him. Blinded by the lights, Jake realized that he was on a gurney in a hospital rolling down the hallway. Nurses, Doctors and Paramedics were rushing him for emergency surgery.

Waking up in a hospital bed the next day, Jake wondered if the meadow was just a dream. A few weeks later, Jake was telling his best friend Barney about what had happened in the meadows.


Jake asked, “if one was Hell, the other must certainly be heaven, right?”


Curiously, Barney answered, “So in this Heaven, all the people must have elbows, right?”


to Barney’s dismay, Jake answered “The people were all the same, except for their overflowing joy. No one had elbows in Heaven either.”


Barney blurted out, “How can that be? Everyone had to be hungry too?!”


“That’s just it Barney.” Jake replied,

“No one seemed hungry in Heaven at all.

Everyone was picking up the fruit and feeding each other.”

The Moral of the Story, ...


TRUST - A Reason to Believe


When we are surrounded by people we trust, people who are looking out for our needs and not their own. we are blessed to flourish and grow without fear, doubt, and want, bringing God’s Joy, Peace and Love to All. “A Rising Tide, Raise ALL Boats!”


Based on the Allegory of the Long Spoons, attributed to Rabbi Haim of Romshishok, as well as other sources.

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